LADIES AND GENITALS!! Welcome To The Tent of Screaming Death!
Dare to step behind the flap of this tent--yes, this very tent, woven from the preserved, quilted, gold-embossed foreskins of the ancient Kings of Assyria--& prepare to get your mind ripped open to a whole new reality!
Nothing is as it seems. Your normal, waking world is as malleable as Silly Putty and twice as ridiculous. My friends, while you and your brain have been asleep overnight, the freaks came out and pissed on your lawn!
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Links will be added with alarming frequency. They'll take you exactly where you deserve to go.
Persons wishing to complain about this site are cordially invited to drive to Arkansas and blow me. Thank you very much.
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Hell & Its Immediate Suburbs Are Only A Click Away!
northwest manikin: buy yourself a date!selected items from the waffle house menu: after purchasing your date, this is what you feed it!
gut-twisting images!: after you eat, gawk at a few corpses!
mainstream celebrity impersonators: this is where to hire that william shatner impersonator you've always wanted!
a recipe for absinthe: make your own absinthe. you can even order the ingredients here!
a recipe for acid: junior chemists of the world, unite!
queen shahmia links: declare yourself the daughter of god, get some manservants, go to jail. do-it-yourself cultism!
japanese pizza: when domino's is out of squid ink, go here!
lingerie for men: how sweet!
the watchman cult index: here are some groups the right wing wants you to be scared of!
different loving kink links: the name says it all!
minka's homepage: tits the size of detroit!
giantess world: another one of those wacky fetishes your mom forgot to tell you about...unless she was pretty damn weird!
underground scream prints: serial killer merchandise & more! a much better sideshow than i could ever arrange. read the notes on school (find it on the "pennants" page) & reach enlightenment!
the JH memorial dildo: john holmes: the other white meat!
snap into a slim jim: hint: this ain't food, people!
spice girls haiku: a sampling from the page: "spice girls are o.k./while they aren't quite the beatles/they've got cuter bums."
exploring coprophilia: shit: it's not just for breakfast anymore!
cute xxx pic #1: have a coke & a smile!
cute xxx pic #2: ooh, look--a piercing!
painpig's stable: oink!
the temple of priapus: "the temple of cock". their phallic prayer is a must-read, & so are their rules of order!
maman: "the home of maternal discipline". reader-submitted stories & fond remembrances of childhood punishment. read about some scary-ass parenting techniques here!
sins4skins: ball weights & stretching!
homicidal heroes: they ain't heroes...but they're sure as hell homicidal!
albert fish bio: a thumbnail sketch, but it's probably enough!
tricks o' the trade: female? trying to pass or live as male? here's how to get started!
the american boyz: ok, passing as male yet? here are some more resources for you!
atypical body modification FAQ: atypical/extreme body modification...home surgery tips, implants & more fun!
body modification links: from the same jolly folks as above...body modification links & resources!
the deviant's dictionary: learn words to describe all those nasty things you've been doing in your closet for years!
the art of eddie breen: amazing. this stuff's for sale on eBay & from eddie's site. fascinating, if not vaguely schizoid. check out his "piggyback" art!
strangeblades & more: you'd look great in a chainmail bikini!
men in their underwear: truth in advertising...that's exactly what you'll see!
sanguinarius: a serious vampire/bloodplay site. the RPG crowd & vampiric poseurs need not apply!
monsternuts: for folks who still think that size matters!
rectal foreign bodies: a perennial online fave. in case you're the last person on the planet who hasn't seen this thing, click here!
the twist: hanging erotica. loads of drawings. if bug-eyed, strangling women turn you on, then this might be for you!
122 words for female masturbation: mostly lame, & in tiny-ass print...but if you're into "tossing the pink salad", check it out!
glory hole FAQ: everything you've ever wanted to know about glory hole etiquette & more!
badart.com: "art" for the aesthetically challenged. check out the gallery & weep!
xtremesex: controversial site featuring HIV-poz men & their admirers seeking out bareback (i.e., condomless) sex. "the fuck of death" (TM) awaits you!
herculean megabutt page: more men's asses than you can shake a stick at!
big bare babes: yep, the title's pretty self-explanatory. big women. site requires one of those damned adult pass thingies, though!
cruising for sex: if you're a dude looking for quick, relatively anonymous gay sex, cruise by here first...state-by-state breakdowns of various tea rooms, parks, & much more. also includes some entrapment alerts!
yoohoo! lesbians!: "the essential guide for web-savvy dykes"!
the tea room: a friendly little site. if you can't handle overweight male nudity, don't even go here!
heliophobe e-zine: for lovers of pale-skinned women!
hair to stay: devoted to hirsute women!
mr. blowup: inflatably unique!
thrift store paintings: the "pink poodle" painting is a must-see!
world's largest bass drum: a loving tribute to "the monster", purdue university's gift to mankind. possibly the only drum to ever be autographed by harry s. truman!
temple of the boot: women in boots!
bootboy's bootpix: adult-oriented...men in boots!
drugs: a bullshit-free guide: your guide to the drug experience. part of a much larger UK rave-oriented site!
diaphanous obsessions: a pantyhose fetish page that's been "serving the nylon-loving community for over a year"!
got alice?: celebrities in alice cooper makeup...traci lords, sean connery, & soooo many more!
heartless bitches international: YES!!! read the manifesto...wish i'd written it!
all men must die: self-explanatory!
boys are icky : the site name says it all!
misogyny unlimited: quasi-intellectualized misogyny...enjoy!
inflatable animal fetish page: just click, already!
wet set magazine: puddles of fun for "accident-prone" adults!
the long hair site: long hair fetishism. primarily features women's hair!
more long hair: not quite as fetish-oriented as the above...but it's a men's long hair site!
jennifer's naked man page: the web is full of naked men...& this page has got links to damn near all of them!
a piercing site: "piercing, pain, torture & blood"...requires adult check!
the coming heterosexual holocaust: see pictures of "homeless, hungry, hetero children"...read about the plight of the impoverished heterosexual masses!
wetjeans: got another fetish for ya. exactly what the title implies!
the dog house: human dog shows & more. male-oriented adult site. get your submissive on a leash & go for "best in breed"!
more thrift store art: wow...some amazing art here. plenty of it, too. one of the better thrift-store art sites!
who i want: wanna play erotic asphyxiation games w/ marilyn manson? so does this human. check out the rest of the site while you're there!
the sexual anatomy of women: what a pity that so many people are tragically ignorant about this subject!
FIST: females investigating sexual terrain!
leather's playroom: click on the "handball" icon...fisting info!
the hammer & sickle: this page is brought to you by the young communist league of massachusetts!
daddy magazine: 30+ males...daddy/son fetish site. links n' personals, too!
responsible non-monogamy: single-page educational "pamphlet"...vocabulary, sample agreements & more!
internet crime archives: serial killers, mass murderers, cannibals, killer cults & more fun!
roscoe the cat's webpage: "litterpan alley"...featuring the live litterpan-cam!
yossie's handcuff collection: another one from the "truth in advertising" files...title says it all!
the oral majority: male-oriented suck site!
flattop haircuts on the web: "these pages have been created for guys who wear their flattops with pride..." flattop picture galleries, too!
electric shock: a few brief words about electric shock sor sexual kicks. also has a history of the electric chair. part of a mistress' larger pay site!
alt.com: come here to find folks who are into fisting, bloodplay, diapers, electrotorture, branding, saran wrap + much, MUCH more. 1000s of ads. strictly fetish-oriented!
foot-fetish.com: foot freaks, this one's for you! pay site w/ over 10,000 footsie fotos!
greatfeet: FREE foot fetish site. buttloads o' feet!
the sweat room: "for men who like to grapple w/ men". unique wrasslin' wallpaper!
cum daily: if facial shots trip your trigger, then check it out. smooth n' creamy. not for the squeamish!
temple of the disco slug: music distribution site? webzine? just a goofy bit of online strangeness? you be the judge!
who killed kurt cobain?: a site that actually doesn't blame courtney love. click here if you care!
again, who killed kurt cobain?: a different perspective!
bizarre stuff you can make in your kitchen: musical saws. shrunken heads. match-stick rockets. glowing pickles. hours of fun for the budding mad scientist!
professional wrestling online museum: it's professional wrestling. it's online. it's a museum. what more do you need to know?
zootopia: a mild bestiality site. adults only!
celebrity decapitation: celebrity decapitation...starring david hasselhoff! there are plenty of other celebs to decapitate, too!
louie louie discography: a site trying to list every cover of "louie louie" ever recorded!
mr. lifto (single pic): facial implant surgery in progress. yum!
US GenWeb tombstone transcription project: volunteers (like you) are needed to write down information on tombstones all over the US. info used for historical/geneological research. a labor of love. NOTE: serious inquiries only, please!
smoking is good for you: god bless RJ reynolds!
your gross & cool body: an educational tribute to "pimples, burps, farts & funnybones". drop-down menu also features such wonders as "pee, eye gunk, poop, vomit, & stinky pits"!
the dog diaper homepage: complete w/ an essay on "the problem of dog waste"!
words that are fun to say: from someone who finds words like "zarf", "beelzebub", "schnitzel" & "paducah" far too amusing!
the gallery of ill-fitting pants: "jeans come in two basic fits: sausage casing & pup tent." jeans are modeled by a cartoon mouse!
cow eye dissection: a step-by-step journey into the magical world of slicing bovine eyeballs!
the vomitus maximus museum: online art gallery w/ weirdass images aplenty!
tricky dicky's surgery: art & stories from a belly-slashing fetishist. not for the squeamish. don't even think about it if you're under 21. gruesome as hell!
dog butt: a strange hodgepodge of weirdness. note: the deformed baby greeting card gallery takes forever to load!
broads with broadswords: swordfighting amazons, in a fetish context. amazons in the movies. amazons in video games. amazon art galleries. tons of amazonian fun!
susi medusa gottardi: homepage of the italian goth/vamp/fetish artist. you can check out her work in "the room of idols"!
--comments? questions? hate mail? propositions?--
PS: REPORT DEAD LINKS, YOU WEASEL-SUCKING BASTARDS!
Hey, it's a hell of a lot easier to fix 'em when I know exactly which ones are malfunctioning. I know some of them are broken. Help me identify them, and I'll fix them when I'm able. Reporting even one dead link will help immensely. Thanx!
Right This Way, Kiddies! The Sideshow's Just Beginning!
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demon possession handbook: more fun from the religious right. learn about the evils of ouija boards, rock music, homosexuality & more! fat girl: "the zine for fat dykes & the women who love them". links to resources, including health care & legal matters! jackin' world: as you might've guessed, a masturbation resource. tacked on, almost as an afterthought, is "jackin' for her"! easyriders: "harleys, babes, hot rods, tattoos". kinda says it all. a long-time part of the american underground. if you like biker culture, this one's for you! the cruel military page: beefcake & military photos abound. homoerotic military fantasy site, including plenty of punishment & interrogation! online pregnancy test: works regardless of gender. hey, i took it...i'm not preggers. yippee! UBP press homepage: visit a fellow purveyor of subcultural sleaze. when you're done looking around, follow his links to more goodies, including a lot more underground literature! evil people, inc.: sell your soul here. this is also the home of the virtual plague (TM) & more! adult friend finder: personal ads for the sexually desperate! thanatos.net: victorian death photography, x-ray archives & more! corpses for sale: each corpse is lovingly handcrafted. can be equipped with lighted eye sockets! tour de butt: vacation pics of some well-traveled ass! the-clitoris.com: from anatomy to orgasm to health issues (such as female circumcision), here's everything you wanted to know about a girl's REAL best friend! tackymail.com: a tacky postcard archive. send these crappy cards to all your loved ones! squaddie john's homepage: S&M skinhead biker military bootlicking fun! chesty morgan update page: ok, remember chesty morgan? you know, size 73 knockers? B films? if you're wondering whatever happened to her, so was this guy. here's what he found out! whacks eloquent: makers of fine leather toys! sheer phallacy: a phallic symbol collection. "sure to amuse, titillate, & expand your mind"! ghosts & hauntings: TONS of ghostly links. haunted places, haunting stories, animal ghosts, ghost hunters & more! victor one prototype: description of contact w/ the venusian, valiant thor, aboard his spacecraft. includes brief note on "waste disposal on a UFO"! about valiant thor: more info about valiant thor! somewhere in all this stuff, you might find notes about val's human contact, frank stranges. & don't forget about omnec onec, the venusian woman w/ a message for mankind! gay nazi sex ads: part of the larger gay nazi page. another banned site! urticus' history of torture: encylopedia of torments, christian martyrdom, & more fun! danse macabre: "a unique gift shop for the morbidly inclined"! calendar of death: click on a date & see who died! numbers stations on shortwave radio: a discussion of those weirdass radio stations that feature nothing but the reading of numbers in various languages. hint: they're for espionage. plenty of links! signals intelligence & communications security on the web: signals intelligence, cryptology, information warfare, wiretapping, & more laffs! gonzo links: government spooks, phone & web espionage, & more. lots of links! fortean times: as you'd expect, fortean data. british cannibals, horse-ripping, electronic voice phenomena, et cetera. weirdness on the hoof! mondo religioso: the weirder, wackier side of human belief systems. jesus appears in a pasta ad, drought blamed on miniskirts & more. check out the entire site! the meat market: "cool shit by mail". underground merchandise & collectibles. posters, videos, & more. mexican wrestling stuff, too! death news: violent death video loops, executions, death photos, serial killer bios, et cetera. membership site! sondra london's page: london's interviews w/ serial killers & more. wildly self-promotional. looks like there's some discordian material here, too. yet another site banned from AOL! cargo cult article: a brief article on a prophetic screwup by a cargo cult in vanuatu. who is john frum? this brief piece offers a tiny bit of insight into one of the few remaining cargo cults! john frum homepage: more cargo cult info. also has a brief look into the prince philip cargo cult. be prepared to go wading...lots of smallish articles here! american nihilist underground society: visit the "altar of unholy blasphemy", the "dark legions archive", & much more! a page about freemasonry: a veritable treasure trove of information on everybody's favorite secret society! show no mercy: plenty of gross-out photos of murder, war, morgues, disease, executions & the like. pleasant dreams! nevada brothels: links to information about these popular tourist attractions! impropaganda.com: "screws with your mind until you come to your senses". discordian references abound! disgruntled housewife: the dick list: dicks on parade. rotten lousy bastards. submit your candidate for dickhood today! jesus of the week: images of the messiah as envisioned by devout, yet artistically-challenged loons. scores of jesi to choose from! joe's home page: politically incorrect nostalgia, bettie page, carny lingo, sleaze culture, freaks, burlesque queens & more. gotta love it! microvision: a program using ZIP codes to classify every U.S. household into marketing segments. big brother--or his corporate equivalent--is watching you. enter your own code & see how they think you live! roadside america: the vortex: roadside attractions from hell. ranges from the macabre to the really damned silly. plan roadtrips for years around this magnificent crap! PORE: public orgonomic research exchange. reichian therapy, orgonomy & related material! project censored: read the scary news that's bad for ratings. this outfit publishes books chronicling 20+ years of seriously under-reported bad news! shebeast productions: meet pillow, the bodybuilding burlesque dancer. buy her 8x10 photos, videos, & don't miss the "mermaid" costume! psycho mania: cult, horror, trash & sleaze publications. videos, stills, & posters, too! webb page confidential: dewey webb's death pool, B-movie reviews, objets du fromage, pulp fiction & more twisted fun! the acme miniature circus: it's a flea circus. lucky you, they've got merchandise, too! even more thrift store paintings: plenty of galleries to wade through. actually, a few of these aren't as frightening as they could be! the hyperreal drugs archive: more pharmaceutical information at your fingertips! the 600 club: satan's answer to the 700 club! erotic punishment: site name says it all. for those who view pleasure & pain as the same thing! prescription medication search engine: one of the few things here that might actually be useful. type in the name of whatever medication you're on (& i know you're on something, or you wouldn't be here) & find out more about it! the SCUM manifesto: the classic rant from the woman who did us all a favor & shot andy warhol! anti-feminist links: huge list of anti-feminist links. your choice of english or german! house of rubens: adult site geared toward fanciers of heavy-set women. their motto? "where more is never enough!" truth or dare: it's truth or dare--not the movie, but the old junior high school game, all gussied up & computerized for the 90's! www.farts.com: a site which needs--nor deserves--any explanation! harry's dirtylist: xxx site catering primarily to straight men. direct links to adult pix, categorically arranged. if you cruise the net for porn, this could save you some time. updated daily! the brady bunch shrine: shoot me. moonkissed: musings on sex & god. examining the godhood of self & celebrating the sensual life. links to hippie, pagan, eco & other sites! history of the lobotomy: illustrations, links, & as promised, a brief history of the lobotomy! the skeleton closet: political reform group dishes up the dirt on various political candidates! speed seduction: meet ross jeffries, "chairman of the broads". his seminars deal w/ sensitive topics like "how to totally mindfuck almost any woman into screwing your brains out". edits the "get laid newsletter"! the surrealism server: surrealist, futurist & dadist links. don't forget the surrealist games section! UnChat: a dadist chat engine that completely warps your messages when you type them in. room's usually slow, but w/ this one, you'll have plenty of fun talking to youself! fox wolfie galen's furry plushie page: into screwing your stuffed animals? click here! the stalker's home page: this controversial page's motto says it all: "no more privacy!" privacy international home page: human rights watchdog group w/ info on wiretapping & all manner of surveillance technology as used against citizens around the globe! i can see you: instantly reveals what personal info can be gathered from your web surfing habits. it's also a cheesy come-on for selling an "anonymizing" device! i hate women: here's a brief essay by debbie goad. read about "the annoying odor of vagina". debbie's advice to women? "shave your head, cut off your tits, sew up your crotch, & then give me a call"! the bastard son of the lord: find out who's going to hell. read the site's hate-mail. check out the jesus collectibles! 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